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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064652642" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dirty Q's & A'sQ: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?A: The drunk will drive through a stop sign while the stoner will stop and wait for the stop sign to turn green.Q: What is the definition of confusion?A: 20 blind lesbians in a fish shop !!!!!Q: What's the definition of a vagina?A: The box a penis comes in.Q: What two words will clear out a men's restroom?A: "Nice Dick!"Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toy's for Twats.Q: Why do we have orgasms?A: How else would we know when to stop?Q: What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? A: Both capture the moment.Q: How is sex like software?A: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.Q: What is the definition of nothing?A: When a man with an erection walks into a brick wall andinjures his nose.Q: Do you know what a Yankee is?A: The same thing as a quickie but you’re doing it by hand.Q: Why can't lesbians wear makeup and go on a diet at the same time?A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on yourface.Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Shake the FUCK out of it!Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?A: You make new friends every day.Q: Why did the faggot think his lover was cheating on him?A: Because he came home shit faced.Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.Q: What does a camera and a condom have in common?A: They both capture that magic moment.Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?A: You can unscrew a light bulb.</blockquote>

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