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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064652609" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>New Orgasm Implant</p><p></p><p>A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote. </p><p></p><p>Side Effects of the New Orgasm Implant: </p><p></p><p>1. Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack.</p><p></p><p>2. Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover story headlines.</p><p></p><p>3. Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains </p><p></p><p>4. She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click, and she's out the door. </p><p></p><p>5. The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment. </p><p></p><p>6. Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at 1,000 Pounds to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your car. </p><p></p><p>7. The Energizer Bunny keeps coming and coming... </p><p></p><p>8. "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumb ache." </p><p></p><p>9. Finally, size really *doesn't* matter. </p><p></p><p>10. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry..." </p><p></p><p>11. Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon's name. </p><p></p><p>12. Side effects? Who cares about... oh... *oh*... OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!!!! </p><p></p><p>13. In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Radio Shack Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: "Big O." </p><p></p><p>14. Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner... errr, never mind.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064652609, member: 14320"] New Orgasm Implant A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote. Side Effects of the New Orgasm Implant: 1. Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack. 2. Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover story headlines. 3. Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains 4. She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click, and she's out the door. 5. The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment. 6. Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at 1,000 Pounds to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your car. 7. The Energizer Bunny keeps coming and coming... 8. "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumb ache." 9. Finally, size really *doesn't* matter. 10. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry..." 11. Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon's name. 12. Side effects? Who cares about... oh... *oh*... OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!!!! 13. In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Radio Shack Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: "Big O." 14. Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner... errr, never mind. [/QUOTE]
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