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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064652486" data-attributes="member: 14320">Short PhunniesA lady with a duck under her arm gets on a train and takes a seat.The guy sitting opposite her speaks up and says "That is the ugliest pigI have ever seen". The lady replies "This is not a pig, it's a duck."The guy then says, "Shut up you stupid bitch, I was talking to the duck."=====This is a hole that never heals The more you rub it the better it feels And all the soap from here to hell Can never get rid of that fucking smell=====Q. What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?A. A man will actually search for a golf ball.Q. What's the difference between a man and a hog?A. A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night long just to fuck some pig.Q: How can you tell if a crab is an insomniac?A: It only sleeps in snatches.Q: How do you get them out?A: With corn chips.Q: How is a woman like a road?A: Both have manholes.Q: Why are women like screen doors?A: Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up.Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the asshole?A: A Chin Rest.Q: What do you call the useless flesh which surrounds a vagina?A: A woman.</blockquote>

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