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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064652154" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Financial Difficulty</p><p></p><p>A couple was having financial difficulties, so it was decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income. The husband drove her out to a popular corner motel and assured her that he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.</p><p></p><p>A man pulled up shortly after and asked her how much she wanted to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband. Her husband told her to charge the client hundred bucks. She went back and informed the client, and he cried, “That’s too much!” Then the man asked, “How much for a hand job?” She told him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.</p><p></p><p>The husband told her to charge forty bucks. She came back and informed the man and he felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. The woman noticed that the man was really well hung, so she asked him to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again and her husband asked, “Now what?”</p><p></p><p>Then the wife said; “Can I borrow sixty bucks?”</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs, </p><p>"The men like to spread my two legs, </p><p>Then slip in between, </p><p>If you know what I mean, </p><p>And leave me the white of their eggs."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064652154, member: 14320"] Financial Difficulty A couple was having financial difficulties, so it was decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income. The husband drove her out to a popular corner motel and assured her that he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems. A man pulled up shortly after and asked her how much she wanted to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband. Her husband told her to charge the client hundred bucks. She went back and informed the client, and he cried, “That’s too much!” Then the man asked, “How much for a hand job?” She told him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much. The husband told her to charge forty bucks. She came back and informed the man and he felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. The woman noticed that the man was really well hung, so she asked him to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again and her husband asked, “Now what?” Then the wife said; “Can I borrow sixty bucks?” ===== Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs, "The men like to spread my two legs, Then slip in between, If you know what I mean, And leave me the white of their eggs." [/QUOTE]
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