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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651826" data-attributes="member: 14320">THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD DICK1. Insert bulb and use as flashlight2. Fill with ink and use as bingo dabber(Stop laughing, that's not funny.)3. Fill with Frosting and squeeze to decorate cake4. Use it as a decoration to hang from your rearview mirror5. Hang a dried out one inside an upside-down clay pot for an interestingbell. Gives new meaning to the phrase "ding dong"6. Nail it to the wall and use it for a coat rack7. In a pinch (literally), poke extra holes in the end and replace showernozzle8. Conversation piece on the coffee table....("Oh, that's just Ronaldwhen he was in his prime.")9. Redneck girl's toothpick holder10. Dip it in candied apple glaze and make an all day sucker out of it!!!(At least you'll finally suck it.)11. Fill with Vicks and use as a nose inhaler12. Fill it up with plaster of paris and use it as a microphone whilesinging the Lorena Bobbit song13. Stick a Mickey mouse head on the tip, slit the dick horizontally,insert a spring in the bottom, and use as a pez dispenser.14. Soak in it Starch, let it dry, and use it as a dildo15. To induce vomiting16. Use it as a nozzle to provide a steady stream on your garden hose(and be sure to write your name with the water stream)!17. Nail it to the wall and hang your coffee mug on it=====Mille was complaining to Janis that her latest lover only wantsto "eat it."Janis said, "You're a lucky girl, but if you want to discouragehim, why not rub garlic in your pussy?""I tried that," said Millie, "but the next night he came to bedwith some lettuce and olive oil."</blockquote>

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