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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651676" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Creation Of The Pussy</p><p></p><p>Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,</p><p>created a pussy to their design.</p><p></p><p>First was a carpenter, strong and bold,</p><p>using a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.</p><p></p><p>Second was a butcher, endowed with wit,</p><p>using a knife, he gave it a slit.</p><p></p><p>Then came a tailor, tall and thin,</p><p>with a piece of red velvet, he lined it within.</p><p></p><p>Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,</p><p>using a piece of fur, he lined it without.</p><p></p><p>Then came a fisherman, nasty as Hell,</p><p>he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.</p><p></p><p>Next was a preacher, whose name was McGee,</p><p>he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.</p><p></p><p>Finally, a sailor, the dirty little runt,</p><p>he fucked it and sucked it and called it a cunt.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is A Gay Masochist?</p><p>A. A Sucker For Punishment.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is A Gay Seven Course Dinner?</p><p>A. Seven Inches, Seven Ways.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is The Definition Of Bloody Mary?</p><p>A. A Wounded Gay.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064651676, member: 14320"] Creation Of The Pussy Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a carpenter, strong and bold, using a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Second was a butcher, endowed with wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit. Then came a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, using a piece of fur, he lined it without. Then came a fisherman, nasty as Hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Next was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Finally, a sailor, the dirty little runt, he fucked it and sucked it and called it a cunt. ===== Q. What Is A Gay Masochist? A. A Sucker For Punishment. Q. What Is A Gay Seven Course Dinner? A. Seven Inches, Seven Ways. Q. What Is The Definition Of Bloody Mary? A. A Wounded Gay. [/QUOTE]
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