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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651466" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cletus And PurtyTwo policemen, one a rookie, the other an older red neck cop, were making their rounds through a lover's lane type of spot, when they spied a very young couple fooling around in a tent."Cletus, what should we do?" The rookie cop always deferred to his more experienced partner.Cletus spat some tobacco juice on the ground. "Bo, we tell the little punk to scram, and then we have some fun with little Miss Purty, or we throw 'em both in jail. That's what we do!"Cletus told Bo to go first, and Bo did.The boy ran off into the woods and Cletus watched the tent shake, rattle and roll for the next ten minutes.The girl didn't seem to be too upset that her little boyfriend was gone either!Bo came back to the car zipping up his uniform, and Cletus went drooling to the tent.Cletus entered and said, "Now, little girl, you're gonna find out what it's like with a real man."From under the blanket, Cletus heard an incredulous familiar voice say, "Daddy?"=====After having some sexual problems a guy went to the drug store and asked the pharmacist for some help in that he needed some sex-lax.The pharmacist said you must mean ex-lax.The poor guy said no... he didn't have any problem going.</blockquote>

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