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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651201" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Mad Cow Disease!</p><p>A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease .......</p><p></p><p>Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason ? </p><p></p><p>The Farmer stared at the reporter and said, " Do you know that the bull screws the cow once a year ? "</p><p></p><p>The Lady ( getting embarrassed ) : " Well sir, that's a new piece of information. But what is the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ? " </p><p></p><p>The Farmer : " Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ? "</p><p></p><p>The Lady : " Yes ! But can you come to the point please ? " </p><p></p><p>The Farmer : " I am getting to the point Madam ........ Just imagine ........ if I was playing with your breasts, four times a day and screwing you ........ ONLY ........ once a year, would you also not get mad ? "</p><p>=====</p><p>In days of old, when knights were bold,</p><p>And girls were quite particular.</p><p>They would put them up against the wall,</p><p>And fuck them perpendicular.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064651201, member: 14320"] Mad Cow Disease! A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease ....... Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason ? The Farmer stared at the reporter and said, " Do you know that the bull screws the cow once a year ? " The Lady ( getting embarrassed ) : " Well sir, that's a new piece of information. But what is the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ? " The Farmer : " Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ? " The Lady : " Yes ! But can you come to the point please ? " The Farmer : " I am getting to the point Madam ........ Just imagine ........ if I was playing with your breasts, four times a day and screwing you ........ ONLY ........ once a year, would you also not get mad ? " ===== In days of old, when knights were bold, And girls were quite particular. They would put them up against the wall, And fuck them perpendicular. [/QUOTE]
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