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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650982" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Horsefly And An ElephantA horsefly kept biting an elephant near her tail. She kept swinging her trunk, but he was far out of reach.A little sparrow observed this and flew down and snipped the horsefly in half."Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "Listen, if there's anything I can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask."The sparrow paused. "Well, ma'am -," he said."What is it," said the elephant. "You needn't be shy with me.""Well," said the sparrow, "the truth is that all my life I wondered how it would feel to fuck an elephant.""Go right ahead," said the elephant. "Be my guest!"The sparrow began to fuck away. Up above them, a monkey got very excited and started to masturbate. This shook a coconut loose and it hit the elephant smack on the head."Ouch!" said the elephant.The sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you, dear?"=====The lady wasn't even in the mood The first time she saw a man nude, When asked if she'd like sex Thought it couldn't be complex And just sat on what she saw protrude</blockquote>

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