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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650626" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A Few More Ways To Say Someone Is Intellectually Impaired </p><p></p><p>- A few hairs short of a wig. </p><p>- Three feathers short of being fluffy. </p><p>- The dip stick doesn't reach the oil. </p><p>- Sharp as a bubble. </p><p>- Nice toy---no batteries. </p><p>- A few quacks short of a duck. </p><p>- A few peas shy of having a casserole. </p><p>- A few trucks short of a convoy. </p><p>- An experiment in artificial stupidity. </p><p>- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. </p><p>- Doesn't have all the dots on their dice. </p><p>- Forgot to pay the brain bill. </p><p>- If brains were taxed, he'd get a refund. </p><p>- Couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A guy walked into the doctor's office for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked. </p><p></p><p>"I'll need the information for the doctor." </p><p></p><p>"It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." </p><p></p><p>"Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064650626, member: 14320"] A Few More Ways To Say Someone Is Intellectually Impaired - A few hairs short of a wig. - Three feathers short of being fluffy. - The dip stick doesn't reach the oil. - Sharp as a bubble. - Nice toy---no batteries. - A few quacks short of a duck. - A few peas shy of having a casserole. - A few trucks short of a convoy. - An experiment in artificial stupidity. - An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. - Doesn't have all the dots on their dice. - Forgot to pay the brain bill. - If brains were taxed, he'd get a refund. - Couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses. ===== A guy walked into the doctor's office for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." "Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in." [/QUOTE]
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