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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650548" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Sipping His Drink</p><p></p><p>A guy is at a bar sipping his drink when he spots a gorgeous blonde sitting at one of the tables with her friends. </p><p></p><p>She catches him staring at her and they eye each other for a while. </p><p></p><p>Then he decides to go for it and motions to her with his finger (you know, that "come here" motion made by the index finger). </p><p></p><p>So she walks over to where he's standing. He leans over and in a low voice whispers in her ear, </p><p></p><p>"If I could make you 'come' with one finger, imagine what I could do with a whole hand."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A guy is driving through the country and his car breaks down. </p><p></p><p>He sees a farmhouse in the distance, so he goes over and knocks on the door. </p><p></p><p>A little kid comes to the door, and the guy says, "My car just broke down and I'd like to use your telephone. Is you mom home?" </p><p></p><p>The little kid says, "Nope." </p><p></p><p>The guy says, "Well, where is she?" </p><p></p><p>The little kid says, "Oh, she's out in the backyard, fucking the old goat." </p><p></p><p>The guy goes, "Oh my God! Isn't she afraid of getting pregnant?" </p><p></p><p>The little kid says, "Naaa-aaa!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064650548, member: 14320"] Sipping His Drink A guy is at a bar sipping his drink when he spots a gorgeous blonde sitting at one of the tables with her friends. She catches him staring at her and they eye each other for a while. Then he decides to go for it and motions to her with his finger (you know, that "come here" motion made by the index finger). So she walks over to where he's standing. He leans over and in a low voice whispers in her ear, "If I could make you 'come' with one finger, imagine what I could do with a whole hand." ===== A guy is driving through the country and his car breaks down. He sees a farmhouse in the distance, so he goes over and knocks on the door. A little kid comes to the door, and the guy says, "My car just broke down and I'd like to use your telephone. Is you mom home?" The little kid says, "Nope." The guy says, "Well, where is she?" The little kid says, "Oh, she's out in the backyard, fucking the old goat." The guy goes, "Oh my God! Isn't she afraid of getting pregnant?" The little kid says, "Naaa-aaa!" [/QUOTE]
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