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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650530" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Fart ProblemAn old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?""Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office."Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?""Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"=====Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard=====A study published in "Neurology" says people who snore are more prone to getting headaches. No reason is given.I wonder - could it be on account of their spouses hitting them in the head all night long trying to get them to stop snoring?=====Ya know, if guys had a period,they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons... What should you do if you arrive home and find your wife in bed with another man? -Make sure his guide dog hasn't shit on the bedroom floor!Why shouldn't you have sex with your wife in the morning?-Because you've got all day to find something better!</blockquote>

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