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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650520" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Bull-Shit</p><p></p><p>At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new </p><p>bull nearly did me in today, partner."</p><p></p><p>"Oh yeah, what happened?"</p><p></p><p>"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me </p><p>like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!"</p><p></p><p>"So, how'd you get away?"</p><p></p><p>The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me</p><p>a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."</p><p></p><p>"Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit </p><p>all over the place."</p><p></p><p>"I DID! What do you think that bull was slipping in?</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?</p><p>They both get loaded from the rear and go Woo-Whoo!</p><p></p><p>There is a new shoe for lesbians called Dike. </p><p>It comes with an extra long tongue and you can get it off </p><p>with one finger.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and </p><p>got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the </p><p>neglectful state of her vagina he asked,</p><p>"When was the last time you had a check-up?" </p><p></p><p>"Well, to be honest with you," she blushed, </p><p>"I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had several </p><p>Hungarians."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Jill goes to her Gynecologist complaining of pain during intercourse.</p><p>"Every time I do it doggy style, it hurts terribly!" she exclaims.</p><p>The doctor queries, "Why don't you use the missionary position?"</p><p>"I would...but I can't stand the dog's breath in my face."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064650520, member: 14320"] Bull-Shit At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, partner." "Oh yeah, what happened?" "I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!" "So, how'd you get away?" The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over." "Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit all over the place." "I DID! What do you think that bull was slipping in? ===== What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go Woo-Whoo! There is a new shoe for lesbians called Dike. It comes with an extra long tongue and you can get it off with one finger. ===== A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vagina he asked, "When was the last time you had a check-up?" "Well, to be honest with you," she blushed, "I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians." ===== Jill goes to her Gynecologist complaining of pain during intercourse. "Every time I do it doggy style, it hurts terribly!" she exclaims. The doctor queries, "Why don't you use the missionary position?" "I would...but I can't stand the dog's breath in my face." [/QUOTE]
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