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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650345" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rules To Determine If Sex CountsSome ground rules to help people determine if the sexcounted. This list of rules can also be very helpful to determine if you have cheated on your spouse or significant other.1. Oral Sex does not count.2. If you can't remember the person's name the following day,doesn't count.3. If you failed to call the person back to have more sex,doesn't count4. If neither of you achieved orgasm,doesn't count5. Sex with a friend,doesn't count, it's just another thing you share6. If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "did I shave my legs for this",doesn't count7. An old flame,doesn't count8. An ex-spouse,doesn't count, refer to this as a "pity fuck"9. Masturbating in front of someone while they do the same,sorry, not sex...not cheating10. Cyber-sex -NO WAY - this is glorified masturbation11. Two heterosexual women having fun,not sex12. Kissing body parts is not cheating13. An act to make a married person feel good about themselves,not sex,BUT only if you do not know their significant other14. An act committed while you were intoxicated,doesn't count15. An act committed with a family member of your significant other,doesn't count,this should be referred to as "a skeleton in the family closet"...not cheating16. Acts committed in a public place,doesn't count(why should it, it was public, right?)17. Phone sex,doesn't count,refer back to "glorified masturbation"18. In car,doesn't count,way too cramped, if vehicle isin motion and has a console or stick shift, this counts,way too kinky and erotic not to count, unless the actwas totally oral, then refer back to rule #119. An act committed in which the female of the encounterdid not achieve total satisfaction (orgasm),doesn't count20. An act committed in which total bodily fluids have notbeen exchanged (pull'n pray method of birth control)doesn't count21. An act in which no kissing takes place,doesn't count(not considered to be intimate)...not cheating22. Any act in which "you do all the work",doesn't count23. An act committed with your next door neighbor,doesn't count,this should be referred to as "being neighborly"24. Any act committed with an acquaintance because you areangry with your significant otherdoesn't count25. An act which only happens on a random basis,doesn't count,this should be considered "getting acquainted".26. An act with a US Presidentdoesn't count,unless the Senate votes impeachment.27. Any act with your boss,doesn't count,just considered career enhancement; and/or additional employee benefits.SEX does count if a pregnancy, or a social disease results!</blockquote>

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