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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064645917" data-attributes="member: 14320">ConfessionA fellow goes to confession and tells the priest, "Father, I've had an affair with another woman.""I see," says the priest, looking very grave. "But, I cannot grant you absolution until you tell me who she is.""Well, okay, Father," says the guy somewhat reluctantly. "Her name is Pussy Green, and she's a blonde and a knockout."The following Sunday, this gorgeous blonde makes her way down the aisle and into the front pew. The priest takes a few good looks and finally asks the altar boy, "Son, is that Pussy Green?"The altar boy stoops down and peers, then says, "No, Father, I think that's just the reflection from the stained glass windows."=====Why can't women ski?Because there isn't a ski slope between the kitchen and the bed roomWhy can't women cross the road?Who cares they shouldn't be out of the damn kitchen!What's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?1. No mind. 2. No business."Never turn your back on anything that can bleed for five days and live."They say that love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questionsThe perfect t-shirt to get their attention: "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!"Sexist dictionary: WIFE -- An attachment you screw on the bed to get the house work done!And remember guys: while sex using a condom may be like taking a showerin a raincoat, sex without a condom is like taking a bath with the toaster.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.</blockquote>

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