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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064644608" data-attributes="member: 14320">The QueenThe queen is visiting one of Australia’s top hospitals and during the tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. 'Oh God,' said the queen. ‘That’s disgraceful' what is the meaning of this???The doctor leading the tour explains ‘I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t do that five times a day they'll explode and he’ll die instantly. ‘Oh I’m so sorry' said the queen.On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blowjob 'Oh my God ' said the queen, 'what’s happening there??The doctor replied, “Same problem, Better health cover”=====A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment.'The husband replies, 'Your eyesight is darn near perfect.'</blockquote>

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