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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064644293" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>She demanded I gave her affection</p><p>Then opened her thighs for inspection;</p><p>I found her quite nice</p><p>'Til I noticed the lice</p><p>And immediately lost my erection.</p><p></p><p>Before they could jump on my dick</p><p>I re-buttoned my fly pretty quick;</p><p>But she shouted, "You fool!</p><p>All I want is your tool!"</p><p>So I gave her my shovel and pick.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming</p><p>pool.</p><p>"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going</p><p>to report you."</p><p>"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.</p><p>"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Sing a song of syphilis,</p><p>A fanny full of crabs,</p><p>Four and twenty absesses,</p><p>Twice as many scabs,</p><p>When it starts to open,</p><p>A crab begins to sing</p><p>What a fucking dirty cunt to put a penis in !</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one smells something foul. He turns to the other. "Hey man," he says, "did you shit yourself?"</p><p>"Yeah," says the second drunk.</p><p>"Well, why don't you go clean yourself up?"</p><p>"I ain't through yet.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064644293, member: 14320"] She demanded I gave her affection Then opened her thighs for inspection; I found her quite nice 'Til I noticed the lice And immediately lost my erection. Before they could jump on my dick I re-buttoned my fly pretty quick; But she shouted, "You fool! All I want is your tool!" So I gave her my shovel and pick. ===== Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you." "But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny. "Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!" ===== Sing a song of syphilis, A fanny full of crabs, Four and twenty absesses, Twice as many scabs, When it starts to open, A crab begins to sing What a fucking dirty cunt to put a penis in ! ===== Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one smells something foul. He turns to the other. "Hey man," he says, "did you shit yourself?" "Yeah," says the second drunk. "Well, why don't you go clean yourself up?" "I ain't through yet. [/QUOTE]
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