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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064644293" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>She demanded I gave her affection</p><p>Then opened her thighs for inspection;</p><p>I found her quite nice</p><p>'Til I noticed the lice</p><p>And immediately lost my erection.</p><p></p><p>Before they could jump on my dick</p><p>I re-buttoned my fly pretty quick;</p><p>But she shouted, "You fool!</p><p>All I want is your tool!"</p><p>So I gave her my shovel and pick.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming</p><p>pool.</p><p>"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going</p><p>to report you."</p><p>"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.</p><p>"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Sing a song of syphilis,</p><p>A fanny full of crabs,</p><p>Four and twenty absesses,</p><p>Twice as many scabs,</p><p>When it starts to open,</p><p>A crab begins to sing</p><p>What a fucking dirty cunt to put a penis in !</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one smells something foul. He turns to the other. "Hey man," he says, "did you shit yourself?"</p><p>"Yeah," says the second drunk.</p><p>"Well, why don't you go clean yourself up?"</p><p>"I ain't through yet.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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