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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064644217" data-attributes="member: 14320">Advantages/Disadvantages Of Having A ThreesomeAdvantages1. It can get really weird2. Someone can go for beer withoutinterrupting the proceedings3. There's always a hand or mouthfree when you need one4. Motel rooms split 3ways are only $135. You get to watch yourbest friends making love6. You get to get watchedmaking love7. Simultaneous enjoying intercourse andoral sex has to be experienced tobe believed8. You get strange looks whenyou all go out dancing9. You get really strange looks whenyou all go out comparison shopping forcondoms10. Enough people to play gin rummyif things don't work out11. You can safely check yourself for anyhomosexual tendencies withoutactually doing anything about it12. Calling out the wrong name duringclimax isn't as much of a problem, the"wrong name" is probably the one on your left13. Three-person showers are fantastic14. Three-person naked belly laughs are even better15. Three-person kisses are best=====Disadvantages1. It can get really weird2. Tougher for three people todecide on pizza toppings3. Simultaneous orgasms areeven trickier to pull off4. You may harbor paranoid thoughts thatwhile you're in the bathroom; theother two are giggling over the pimple on your butt5. Trying to find safe places to put your elbows6. You get to find out what kind of reallysick things your friends like7. Queen-sized beds are suddenly smallerthan you remember them8. Trying to fit 3 names in the little heartwhen drawing on your notebooks9. Morning breath multiplied by 310. You might discover homosexual tendenciesyou didn't suspect or want11. You might discover homosexual tendenciesin one of your friends youdidn't suspect or want12. You have the option of wrecking twicethe normal number of relationships13. The odds of boyfriends/spouseswalking in on you triple14. Sorting clothes quickly when theboyfriend/spouse walks in assumescomical proportions15. Now there are two wet spots to avoid.</blockquote>