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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064644003" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Little Johnny</p><p></p><p>One day, when Little Johnny was about 6 years old, he and his father went to look at some puppies. When he came home, he ran up to his mom and informed her that there were four puppies. Three were boys and one was a girl.</p><p></p><p>His mother was impressed and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.</p><p></p><p>"Well," says Little Johnny "The girl was brown colored, but all the boys were black."</p><p></p><p>"Yes, dear, but how did the colour tell you if they were male or female?" asked his mother.</p><p></p><p>Exasperated, Little Johnny retorted, "The colour doesn't tell you, silly, the black ones all had cocks."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the blonde pee on the floor? </p><p>A: Because the sign said "wet floor."</p><p>==</p><p>What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?</p><p>A genealogist looks up the family tree, </p><p>and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064644003, member: 14320"] Little Johnny One day, when Little Johnny was about 6 years old, he and his father went to look at some puppies. When he came home, he ran up to his mom and informed her that there were four puppies. Three were boys and one was a girl. His mother was impressed and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. "Well," says Little Johnny "The girl was brown colored, but all the boys were black." "Yes, dear, but how did the colour tell you if they were male or female?" asked his mother. Exasperated, Little Johnny retorted, "The colour doesn't tell you, silly, the black ones all had cocks." ===== Q: Why did the blonde pee on the floor? A: Because the sign said "wet floor." == What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush. [/QUOTE]
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