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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064643850" data-attributes="member: 14320">From The Continuing Saga Of Little JohnnyOne day, little Johnny was bugging his mother, so she told him togo outside and play. Johnny went outside and down the street. Hesaw firefighters rescue a little baby from a burning building and save the day. He ran home all excited that he saw this, and started to tell his mother. She interrupted him, saying, "I already heard it all on my scanner." Little Johnny pouts and goes to his room. The next day, his mother tells him to go out and play. Again he goes down the street and this time he sees an ambulance show up at an accident and save the people's lives. He rushes home and starts to tell his mother what he saw. She interrupts saying she already heard it on her scanner.Again The next day, she sends him out to play, but this time he decides to go a different way. He walks around farmer Mac's barn and sees him screwing a pig in the ass. He thinks to himself man I shouldn't be here. He starts to sneak away when "snap", he steps on a twig. Mac hears him and says, "Hey Johnny is that you?" Johnny says, "Yeah." The farmer ask Johnny if he wants to try it. Johnny thinks, why not, and has himself the time of his life. When he's done he runs home and starts yelling, "Mommy, mommy, guess what I did today!" She says, "OK, what?" He proudly says, "I got laid." She replies, "In a pig's ass." Johnny, now pissed, screams, "DAMN SCANNER!!"</blockquote>

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