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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064643335" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Kool Q & A</p><p></p><p>Q: If a tennis player gets tennis elbow, what does a</p><p>gynecologist get?</p><p>A: Tunnel vision.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: Why do women have faces?</p><p>A: So you know which pussy is yours.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?</p><p>A: Outlaws are wanted.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?</p><p>A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: Why are gingerbread men the best men of all?</p><p>A: They are cute. They are sweet. And if they give you</p><p>any lip, you can bite their friggin' heads off.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: What does a horny toad say?</p><p>A: "Rub-it Rub-it"</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: When do you know a man is desperate ?</p><p>A: When he practices yoga just so he can give himself head.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: Who are the three most dangerous men a man can meet?</p><p>A1: A black guy with a gun,</p><p>A2: A Puerto Rican with a knife,</p><p>A3: A gay man with a chipped tooth.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?</p><p>A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: What is the definition of a bachelor?</p><p>A: It's some guy who's depriving some woman of her</p><p>God-given right to alimony.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: How can you tell a bachelor from a married man?</p><p>A: A bachelor comes to work from a different direction</p><p>each morning.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: What is the definition of a "smart ass"?</p><p>A: Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you</p><p>what flavor it is.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?</p><p>A: 99 times out of 100 you get an onion with long ears.</p><p>But that ONE time out of 100, you get a piece of ass</p><p>that makes your eyes water....</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q. What did the mouse say when they gave him viagra?</p><p>A. "Here pussy, pussy, pussy!"</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: What's the biggest advantage of speed-reading?</p><p>A: You can take a shit in half the time.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?</p><p>A: There's cheese in front of the mouse.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: What do women and milk cartons have in common?</p><p>A: You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.</p><p>------------ ---------</p><p>Q: Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?</p><p>A: After a month they were fighting tooth and nail.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064643335, member: 14320"] Kool Q & A Q: If a tennis player gets tennis elbow, what does a gynecologist get? A: Tunnel vision. ------------ --------- Q: Why do women have faces? A: So you know which pussy is yours. ------------ --------- Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A: Outlaws are wanted. ------------ --------- Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home. ------------ --------- Q: Why are gingerbread men the best men of all? A: They are cute. They are sweet. And if they give you any lip, you can bite their friggin' heads off. ------------ --------- Q: What does a horny toad say? A: "Rub-it Rub-it" ------------ --------- Q: When do you know a man is desperate ? A: When he practices yoga just so he can give himself head. ------------ --------- Q: Who are the three most dangerous men a man can meet? A1: A black guy with a gun, A2: A Puerto Rican with a knife, A3: A gay man with a chipped tooth. ------------ --------- Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana. ------------ --------- Q: What is the definition of a bachelor? A: It's some guy who's depriving some woman of her God-given right to alimony. ------------ --------- Q: How can you tell a bachelor from a married man? A: A bachelor comes to work from a different direction each morning. ------------ --------- Q: What is the definition of a "smart ass"? A: Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is. ------------ --------- Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? A: 99 times out of 100 you get an onion with long ears. But that ONE time out of 100, you get a piece of ass that makes your eyes water.... ------------ --------- Q. What did the mouse say when they gave him viagra? A. "Here pussy, pussy, pussy!" ------------ --------- Q: What's the biggest advantage of speed-reading? A: You can take a shit in half the time. ------------ --------- Q: How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer? A: There's cheese in front of the mouse. ------------ --------- Q: What do women and milk cartons have in common? A: You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff. ------------ --------- Q: Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? A: After a month they were fighting tooth and nail. [/QUOTE]
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