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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064643134" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Needs A Guy</p><p></p><p>When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.</p><p></p><p>When I was 16 I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided</p><p></p><p>I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.</p><p></p><p>In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. </p><p>Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time </p><p>and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a boy with stability.</p><p></p><p>When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was </p><p>totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became </p><p>so dull that I decided I needed a boy with some excitement.</p><p></p><p>When I was 28, I found an exciting boy, but I couldn't keep up with </p><p>him. He rushed from one party to another, never settling on anything. </p><p>He did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made</p><p>me</p><p>miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very</p><p>energetic, but direction-less. So I decided to find a boy with some</p><p>ambition.</p><p></p><p>When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious boy with his feet planted </p><p>firmly on the ground so I moved in with him. He was so ambitious that </p><p>he dumped me and took everything I owned.</p><p></p><p>I am older now and am looking for a guy with a very big dick.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Man takes a deer home and cooks it. </p><p>Kids ask what it is. </p><p>He says it's what mummy calls me sometimes. </p><p>Little girl shouts "Dont eat it, its a fucking arsehole"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?</p><p>Call her and tell her where you are.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>You might be a redneck if your grandmother calls you in the bathroom </p><p>and says.. " Hey Y'all Come look at this before I FLUSH!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064643134, member: 14320"] Needs A Guy When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend. When I was 16 I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a boy with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a boy with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting boy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one party to another, never settling on anything. He did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction-less. So I decided to find a boy with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious boy with his feet planted firmly on the ground so I moved in with him. He was so ambitious that he dumped me and took everything I owned. I am older now and am looking for a guy with a very big dick. ===== Man takes a deer home and cooks it. Kids ask what it is. He says it's what mummy calls me sometimes. Little girl shouts "Dont eat it, its a fucking arsehole" ===== How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm? Call her and tell her where you are. ===== You might be a redneck if your grandmother calls you in the bathroom and says.. " Hey Y'all Come look at this before I FLUSH!!" [/QUOTE]
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