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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064642736" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Problem Getting An Erection</p><p></p><p>There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the</p><p>doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he</p><p>can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until</p><p>his wife is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and get a</p><p>little love juice on his finger and rub it under his nose, and that </p><p>this would stimulate his brain and then he would get an erection. </p><p>The man takes the doctor's advice and that night after his wife has </p><p>gone to sleep he reaches down between her legs and gets some of her</p><p>juice </p><p>and he rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose. After a minute or</p><p>two </p><p>he starts to feel a tingling between his legs, so he grabs some more</p><p>juice</p><p>and rubs it under his nose. The next thing he knows he has a full</p><p>erection. </p><p>He is real excited he wakes up his wife to share in the good news. He</p><p>wakes her up and says look what I have. She rolls over and looked at </p><p>him and says "You wake me up at two in the morning to show me that you</p><p>have a Bloody Nose???</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Once a young and devout holy roller,</p><p>Had a boy friend attempt to console her.</p><p>She'd gone down on his cock,</p><p>That was hard as a rock...</p><p>Chipped a tooth, plus she knocked out a molar.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064642736, member: 14320"] Problem Getting An Erection There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and get a little love juice on his finger and rub it under his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain and then he would get an erection. The man takes the doctor's advice and that night after his wife has gone to sleep he reaches down between her legs and gets some of her juice and he rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose. After a minute or two he starts to feel a tingling between his legs, so he grabs some more juice and rubs it under his nose. The next thing he knows he has a full erection. He is real excited he wakes up his wife to share in the good news. He wakes her up and says look what I have. She rolls over and looked at him and says "You wake me up at two in the morning to show me that you have a Bloody Nose??? ===== Once a young and devout holy roller, Had a boy friend attempt to console her. She'd gone down on his cock, That was hard as a rock... Chipped a tooth, plus she knocked out a molar. [/QUOTE]
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