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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064642499" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>One Liners</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause? </p><p>A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins! </p><p></p><p>Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?</p><p>A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.</p><p></p><p>Men are like Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your</p><p>legs.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do men always pay more for car insurance?</p><p>A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.</p><p>.</p><p>Q: What's the difference between a penis and a prick? </p><p>A: A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.. A prick is the guy who owns it. </p><p></p><p>"How did your evening with your new boyfriend go?" </p><p>"It was a disaster. We were nude in bed in heavy foreplay and he had a premature ejaculation. "</p><p></p><p>Have you heard about the prostitute with a degree in psychology? </p><p>She blows your mind.</p><p>Q: What are the two words every man does NOT want to hear after a blow job? </p><p>A: Kiss Me </p><p></p><p>Did you know the average male is 6 inches long, and the average</p><p>female is 8 inches deep?</p><p>So in New York City alone there is over 2 miles of unused pussy!</p><p>"A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"</p><p>"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064642499, member: 14320"] One Liners Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins! Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Men are like Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Q: Why do men always pay more for car insurance? A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. . Q: What's the difference between a penis and a prick? A: A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.. A prick is the guy who owns it. "How did your evening with your new boyfriend go?" "It was a disaster. We were nude in bed in heavy foreplay and he had a premature ejaculation. " Have you heard about the prostitute with a degree in psychology? She blows your mind. Q: What are the two words every man does NOT want to hear after a blow job? A: Kiss Me Did you know the average male is 6 inches long, and the average female is 8 inches deep? So in New York City alone there is over 2 miles of unused pussy! "A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?" [/QUOTE]
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