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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064642385" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Talking About Sex</p><p></p><p>A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"</p><p>The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"</p><p>"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.</p><p>The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"</p><p>"Yeah" said the son.</p><p>"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.</p><p>His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>There once was a young man named Dave </p><p>Who kept a dead whore in a cave. </p><p>He said, "What the hell, </p><p>You get used to the smell, </p><p>And think of the money I save!"</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q ~What does an 80 year old woman have between her breasts?</p><p>A ~Her navel. </p><p></p><p>He said ~ Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted</p><p>to make love to you in the worst way.</p><p>She said ~ Well, you succeeded.</p><p></p><p>Q ~Why are pubic hairs curly?</p><p>A ~So you don't poke your eye out.</p><p></p><p>Q ~When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?</p><p>A ~Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064642385, member: 14320"] Talking About Sex A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after sex?" "Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied. The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?" "Yeah" said the son. "Well, what about after sex?" said the son. His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!! ===== There once was a young man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, "What the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money I save!" ===== Q ~What does an 80 year old woman have between her breasts? A ~Her navel. He said ~ Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said ~ Well, you succeeded. Q ~Why are pubic hairs curly? A ~So you don't poke your eye out. Q ~When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? A ~Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips! [/QUOTE]
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