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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064642335" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Grandma's 100th Birthday</p><p></p><p>The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, </p><p>In her wheelchair, where the activities for </p><p>Her 100th birthday were taking place.</p><p></p><p>Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could </p><p>Write notes when she needed to communicate.</p><p></p><p>After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma </p><p>Started leaning off to the right, so some family </p><p>Members grabbed her, straightened her up, and</p><p>Stuffed pillows on her right.</p><p></p><p>A short time later, she started leaning off to her </p><p>Left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed </p><p>Pillows on her left.</p><p></p><p>Soon she started leaning forward, so the family </p><p>Members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase </p><p>Around her waist to hold her up.</p><p></p><p>A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma </p><p>And said, "Hi, Grandma,you' re looking good! </p><p>How are they treating you?"</p><p></p><p>Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote </p><p>A note to the nephew .</p><p></p><p>"They won't let me fart."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?"</p><p>"Ask your mother," he replied.</p><p>"I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I</p><p>came from a bucket."</p><p>"Hmmmm," chuckled his dad. "That's about the size of it…"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm</p><p>Very sick, would you please call me a vet?"</p><p></p><p>"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?"</p><p>Asked his wife.</p><p></p><p>The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a</p><p>Dog, and have to sleep with a cow!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064642335, member: 14320"] Grandma's 100th Birthday The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, In her wheelchair, where the activities for Her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could Write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma Started leaning off to the right, so some family Members grabbed her, straightened her up, and Stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her Left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed Pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family Members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase Around her waist to hold her up. A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma And said, "Hi, Grandma,you' re looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote A note to the nephew . "They won't let me fart." ===== "Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?" "Ask your mother," he replied. "I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket." "Hmmmm," chuckled his dad. "That's about the size of it…" ===== "Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm Very sick, would you please call me a vet?" "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" Asked his wife. The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a Dog, and have to sleep with a cow!" [/QUOTE]
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