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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064641751" data-attributes="member: 14320">The ParatroopersA young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higherand higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from anairplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him thenews. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you whathappened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the doorand asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked outof the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, notyet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time andthrow them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'mgetting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man lefton the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He toldbe to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt." "So, did you jump?" "Notthen. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the doorand refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The JumpMaster is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. Hesaid to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not?´ I said, `No, sir. I´m tooscared.´ So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penisout. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as abaseball bat! He said, `Boy, either you jump out that door, or I´msticking this little baby up your ass.´" "So, did you jump?" asked thefather. "Well, a little, at first.</blockquote>

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