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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064641593" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Premature Ejaculation</p><p></p><p>A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided </p><p>to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure</p><p>his problem.</p><p>In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are</p><p>getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."</p><p>That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a</p><p>starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to</p><p>his wife.</p><p>At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the</p><p>two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.</p><p>The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and</p><p>fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the</p><p>doctor.The doctor asked, "How did it go?"</p><p>The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my</p><p>wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came</p><p>out of the closet with his hands in the air!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is </p><p>yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? </p><p>The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064641593, member: 14320"] Premature Ejaculation A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor.The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!" ===== If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! [/QUOTE]
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