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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064640926" data-attributes="member: 14320">Masquerade PartyA dark skinned man and his wife were going to a masquerade party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom where there laid out on the bed was a Superman costume.The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a dark skinned Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."The next day the wife not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work once more and there laid out on the bed was a Batman costume.He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a dark skinned Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party."By this time the wife is irate, so the next morning she goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work there laid out on the bed are three items. One is a set of three white buttons, another is a white belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4 of wood.The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"The wife yells back, "You can take your clothes off and take the three white buttons and put them on the front of you and go as a domino, and if you don't like that one, you can take the belt and put it on and go as an Oreo cookie. And if you don't like that one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesickle."</blockquote>

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