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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064639593" data-attributes="member: 14320">Hidden Signs Of ******!The trick to successful ****** is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.- No foreplay.2. Can't hail a cab.- Impotent.3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.- Prefers virgins.4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way.- He is a virgin.5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.- Will swallow.6. Takes too long deciding what to order.- Has trouble reaching orgasm.7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.8. Asks for "the usual"- Insists on missionary position only.9. Asks what the specials are.- Will want you to use handcuffs.10. Fills up on bread and crackers.- Premature ejaculator.11. Drinks decaf.- Fakes orgasms.12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.13. Credit card is refused.- Low sperm count.14. Under tips waiter.- Small penis.15. Uses toothpick.- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything.=====A dentist, young doctor Malone, Got a charming girl patient alone, And, in his depravity, Filled the wrong cavity. God, how his practice has grown.</blockquote>

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