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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064639285" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>THE OFFICIAL BLONDES SEX QUIZ</p><p></p><p>TRUE or FALSE?</p><p></p><p>1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.</p><p>2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.</p><p>3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.</p><p>4. The G-string is part of a violin.</p><p>5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.</p><p></p><p>6. Testicles are found on an octopus.</p><p>7. Foetus is a character in "Gunsmoke".</p><p>8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.</p><p>9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.</p><p>10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.</p><p>11. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.</p><p>12. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.</p><p>13. Douche is the Italian word for twelve.</p><p>14. An enema is someone who is not your friend.</p><p>15. Scrotum is a small moon orbiting Uranus.</p><p>16. Climax is a weather balloon.</p><p>17. Condom is a small apartment complex.</p><p>18. Menopause is a button on the blueray remote control.</p><p>=====</p><p>The night before her wedding, Wendy talked with her mother.</p><p>"Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." </p><p></p><p>The mother took a deep breath and began,</p><p>"When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." </p><p></p><p>"I know how to screw, mother," Wendy interrupted.</p><p>"I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064639285, member: 14320"] THE OFFICIAL BLONDES SEX QUIZ TRUE or FALSE? 1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback. 2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. 4. The G-string is part of a violin. 5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly. 6. Testicles are found on an octopus. 7. Foetus is a character in "Gunsmoke". 8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. 9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 11. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass. 12. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. 13. Douche is the Italian word for twelve. 14. An enema is someone who is not your friend. 15. Scrotum is a small moon orbiting Uranus. 16. Climax is a weather balloon. 17. Condom is a small apartment complex. 18. Menopause is a button on the blueray remote control. ===== The night before her wedding, Wendy talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." "I know how to screw, mother," Wendy interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna." [/QUOTE]
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