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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064637622" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Drunk Lady Stumbles Into A BarA lady stumbles into a bar.She says "beertender, give me a dribble martuni and put a pickle in it".He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.She says "beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it". He gives it to her and she drinks it down.She says, "beertender, give me another dribble martuni and you better put twopickles in it, because...I've got heartburn".The bartender says "look lady...It's not beertender, It's bartender.It's not a martuni, it's a martini.It's not a dribble, It's a double.That's not a pickle, It's an onion. And you haven't got heartburn.You have your left tit in the ashtray".=====A cab driver sees a woman hailing him down a busy street.He pulls over and is surprised when she gets in and sits down besides him on the front seat.She gives him an address and they drive off. When they arrive at her address, the cab driver stops and shuts off the meter. “Okay,” he says, “that will be eight-fifty, please.”The woman looks over and says to him, “To tell you the truth, I don’t have any money. But, she says, pulling her skirt up to her waist, “may be this will take care of it.”The cabbie looks down and says, “Gee, lady don’t you have anything smaller?”</blockquote>

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