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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064637503" data-attributes="member: 14320">Disorder In CourtThese are from a book called Disorder in the Court. These arethings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of stayingcalmwhile these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of theseare excellent. Don't miss the last one.Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?A: Yes.Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?A: I forget.Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.Q: How long has he lived with you?A: Forty-five years.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke upthat morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo orthe occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,he doesn't know about it until the next morning?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?A: Yes.Q: And what were you doing at that time?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: She had three children, right?A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?A: None.Q: Were there any girls?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: How was your first marriage terminated?A: By death.Q: And by whose death was it terminated?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Can you describe the individual?A: He was about medium height and had a beard.Q: Was this a male, or a female?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition noticewhich I sent to your attorney?A: No, this is how I always dress when I go to work.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?A: Oral.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?---------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?A: No.Q: Did you check for blood pressure?A: No.Q: Did you check for breathing?A: No.Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you beganthe autopsy?A: No.Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less?A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicinglaw somewhere.</blockquote>

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