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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064634669" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Harlot Of CreteThere was a young harlot of Crete Whose fucking was far, far too fleet. So they tied down her ass With a long ton of brass To give them a much longer treat. When the Nazis landed in Crete The young harlot had to compete With the many Storm Troopers Who were using their poopers For other things than to excrete. Our subversive young harlot of Crete Was led to fifth-column deceit. When the paratroops landed Her trade she expanded By at once going down on their meat. Then here was this harlot of Crete She decided to be very neat. She said, "I'm too high class To ream common ass, And I'll wash every prick that I eat." And at last this young harlot of Crete Was hawking her meat in the street. Ambling out one fine day In a casual way She clapped up the whole British fleet.</blockquote>

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