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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064634303" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>French Horn</p><p></p><p>"Say," began Lucille one day over lunch, "didn't you go out with that guy who played the French horn?"</p><p></p><p>"Yeah," said Diane, stirring her iced tea.</p><p></p><p>"You were really looking forward to it, I remember. How'd it go?" Lucille leaned forward eagerly.</p><p></p><p>"Actually he was a pretty nice guy," volunteered Diane reluctantly. "But there was one real problem..."</p><p></p><p>"Oh, really?"</p><p></p><p>"Every time he kissed me, he wanted to shove his fist up my ass."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>There was a young lady from Brewster, </p><p>Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her, </p><p>But her panties were thin, </p><p>And my finger slipped in, </p><p>And it still just don't smell like it used ter.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>One night Scott was getting very drunk in a pub. </p><p></p><p>He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his WANKER out as he went in the door.</p><p></p><p>However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can.</p><p></p><p>"This is for ladies!" she screamed!!</p><p></p><p>Scott waved his WANKER at her and said, "So is this!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064634303, member: 14320"] French Horn "Say," began Lucille one day over lunch, "didn't you go out with that guy who played the French horn?" "Yeah," said Diane, stirring her iced tea. "You were really looking forward to it, I remember. How'd it go?" Lucille leaned forward eagerly. "Actually he was a pretty nice guy," volunteered Diane reluctantly. "But there was one real problem..." "Oh, really?" "Every time he kissed me, he wanted to shove his fist up my ass." ===== There was a young lady from Brewster, Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her, But her panties were thin, And my finger slipped in, And it still just don't smell like it used ter. ===== One night Scott was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his WANKER out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can. "This is for ladies!" she screamed!! Scott waved his WANKER at her and said, "So is this!" [/QUOTE]
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