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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064634093" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Roses And Violets</p><p></p><p>Roses are awful</p><p>Violets are the pits</p><p>Lift up your shirt</p><p>And show us your tits</p><p></p><p>Roses are straight</p><p>Violets are twisted</p><p>Bend over love</p><p>You're about to get fisted</p><p></p><p>Roses are crap</p><p>Violets are wanky</p><p>Oooh I've just come</p><p>Pass me a hanky</p><p></p><p>Roses are stupid</p><p>Violets are silly</p><p>Grease up your flaps</p><p>Cause here comes my willy</p><p></p><p>Roses make me laugh</p><p>Violets make me bitter</p><p>You're a dirty bitch</p><p>And you love it up the shitter</p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>But I like Carnations</p><p>You're so bad in bed</p><p>That I fucked your Alsation</p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>Violets are finer</p><p>Chickens are fowl</p><p>Just like your vagina</p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>That's elementary</p><p>Let's call up a friend</p><p>And try double entry</p><p></p><p>Roses are shit</p><p>Violets are crap</p><p>Show me your clit</p><p>And I'll come in your lap</p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>Skidmarks are brown</p><p>Gimmie a blow job</p><p>And swallow it down</p><p></p><p>Roses are groovy</p><p>Violets are funky</p><p>I'm thinking of you</p><p>And spanking my monkey</p><p></p><p>=======</p><p></p><p>Sadie and Sophie are sitting at the kitchen table, bragging. </p><p></p><p>"My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," says Sadie.</p><p>"She goes out to dinner every night at a different restaurant,</p><p>has beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends." </p><p></p><p>Sophie replies, "Yeah, my daughter's a whore too."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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