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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064633991" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dog In HeatA little girl asked her mother, "Mommy, may I take the dog for a walkaround the block?"Her mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat.""What does that mean?" asked the child."Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."The little girl goes to the garage and says,"Daddy, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mommy, but she said that Susie was in heat, and for me to ask to you."Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took arag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-endwith it and said, "Okay,you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block."The little girl left, and returned a short time later with the leash but without the dog. Her Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute. She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home.====="Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said four year old Little Johnny to his grandfather."You are? Why?" the old man asked.Little Johnny replied, "I noticed that when you sneeze, you've learned to put your hand in front of your mouth.""Of course I have," the old fellow says. "How else can I catch my damn teeth?"</blockquote>

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