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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064633572" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A 2nd Grade Teacher</p><p></p><p>A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class.</p><p></p><p>She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"</p><p></p><p>The teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the baby-sitters teeth."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p>A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when the clerk said, "Perhaps you might be interested in this one. It's our most realistic model."</p><p></p><p>The woman said, "You mean it's shaped exactly like a man's penis?"</p><p></p><p>"No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five minutes it goes soft for the rest of the night."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A little lad asked his mom "is it bad to have a willy"?</p><p>No, said his mother why?</p><p>Cause daddy is upstairs trying to pull his off</p></blockquote><p></p>

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