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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064632070" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Phunny Chit</p><p></p><p>Two prostitutes were talking about how rough times were. </p><p>One said, "You know, times are so bad that I did a trick last night for five measly bucks, just so I had the taxi fare home!"</p><p>"Huh," replied the other slag, "I gave away a blowjob last night just to get something warm in my stomach!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the three lepers playing cards? </p><p>One of them had bad cards so he threw his hand in. The second lost all his money so he cried his eyes out and the third won so he laughed his head off!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Thorn is getting tested for AIDS... the nurse comes back with a stern</p><p>look...</p><p>she sits down and takes Thorns hand... "Sir, I am really sorry, but you</p><p>tested positive. You need treatment."</p><p></p><p>Thorn gets up and yells "Damnit! That bitch! You can't trust anybody any</p><p></p><p>more. My own fucking daughter!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought, and replied with silence.</p><p>The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the tit and said,"You know if you firmed these up we could ge rid of your bra."</p><p>This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the dick. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064632070, member: 14320"] Phunny Chit Two prostitutes were talking about how rough times were. One said, "You know, times are so bad that I did a trick last night for five measly bucks, just so I had the taxi fare home!" "Huh," replied the other slag, "I gave away a blowjob last night just to get something warm in my stomach!" ===== Did you hear about the three lepers playing cards? One of them had bad cards so he threw his hand in. The second lost all his money so he cried his eyes out and the third won so he laughed his head off! ===== Thorn is getting tested for AIDS... the nurse comes back with a stern look... she sits down and takes Thorns hand... "Sir, I am really sorry, but you tested positive. You need treatment." Thorn gets up and yells "Damnit! That bitch! You can't trust anybody any more. My own fucking daughter!" ===== One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought, and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the tit and said,"You know if you firmed these up we could ge rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the dick. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother. [/QUOTE]
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