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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064631397" data-attributes="member: 14320">Chinese Phrases The following is simply a joke, folks. It is in no way meant to negatively reflect on the illustrious and dazzlingly brilliant Asian people.Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableChin Tu Fat------------------You need a face liftDum Gai---------------------A stupid personGun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese inventionHu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutiveJan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show hostKum Hia---------------------Approach meLao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's IslandLao Zi------------------------Not very goodLin Ching---------------------An illegal executionMoon Lan Ding---------------A great achievement of the American space programNe Ahn-----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signsShai Gai-----------------------A bashful personTai Ne Bae Be----------------A premature infantTai Ne Po Ne-----------------A small horseTen Ding Ba-------------------Serving drinks to peopleWan Bum Lung----------------A person with T.B.Yu Mai Te Tan----------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with youWa Shing Kah-----------------Cleaning an automobileWai So Dim-------------------Are you trying to save electricity?Wai U Shao Ting--------------There is no reason to raise your voiceSho Me Kun Y----------------Let's begin your gynecological exam No Pe Kin----------------Hey....I'm trying to get dressed here Wot Kung Fu Dat.........................A tossed saladKow Pat.......................................Savory beef pattiesSir Kum Shiz.................................Sliced sausageHard On........................................Forcemeat extrusion=====What are the three wonders of women?1. They can produce milk without grazing...2. They can bleed for 5 days without dying...3. And they can bury a bone, deeper than a dog, withoutgetting their nose dirty!=====I once had a ladyfriend, Rose,Double-jointed she was I suppose.And I watched fascinated,As Rose masturbated;Herself with the tip of her nose.</blockquote>

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