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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064631248" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Handsome Young Doctor</p><p></p><p>One of two gays who were living together fell in love with the handsome young doctor across the street.</p><p></p><p>"I'd just love to meet him," said one gay to his roommate, "if you have no objections. But I don't know how to go about it."</p><p></p><p>"I don't mind, sweets. Have your fling. Just pose as one of his patients."</p><p></p><p>So the first one went to the doctor's office the next day and said his name was Smith.</p><p></p><p>"What's your problem, Mr Smith?" the doctor asked.</p><p></p><p>"Oh, Doctor, I have such a terrible pain in my rectum."</p><p></p><p>"Let's have a look," said the doctor. "Take off your trousers."</p><p></p><p>The doctor parted his cheeks and looked up inside with a flashlight.</p><p></p><p>"Holy smoke!" the doctor exclaimed. "No wonder you have pains. Do you realise that you have one dozen roses up in there?"</p><p></p><p>"Never mind the roses," the patient said. "Just read the card!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>There was a young lady named Nelly, </p><p>Whose tits would jiggle like jelly, </p><p>They could tickle her twat, </p><p>Or be tied in a knot, </p><p>And could even swat flies on her belly.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064631248, member: 14320"] Handsome Young Doctor One of two gays who were living together fell in love with the handsome young doctor across the street. "I'd just love to meet him," said one gay to his roommate, "if you have no objections. But I don't know how to go about it." "I don't mind, sweets. Have your fling. Just pose as one of his patients." So the first one went to the doctor's office the next day and said his name was Smith. "What's your problem, Mr Smith?" the doctor asked. "Oh, Doctor, I have such a terrible pain in my rectum." "Let's have a look," said the doctor. "Take off your trousers." The doctor parted his cheeks and looked up inside with a flashlight. "Holy smoke!" the doctor exclaimed. "No wonder you have pains. Do you realise that you have one dozen roses up in there?" "Never mind the roses," the patient said. "Just read the card!" ===== There was a young lady named Nelly, Whose tits would jiggle like jelly, They could tickle her twat, Or be tied in a knot, And could even swat flies on her belly. [/QUOTE]
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