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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064629481" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>New Sexual Positions </p><p></p><p>The IRS position: where you just bend over and take it up the ass with no lube. </p><p></p><p>The Humidor: (requires a cigar and an intern). </p><p></p><p>The Monday Night Football: (actually just doggie style done facing the TV with the game on with her in the football shirt of your favorite team). </p><p></p><p>The Kentucky Derby: (AKA Woman astride) be forewarned if you decide to use the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havoc on the bed linens! </p><p></p><p>Oral Submarine: The guy must Dive...Dive ... Dive. </p><p></p><p>The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with the women's legs pinned behind her head. </p><p></p><p>The British Telecom position: you get SCREWED by them and they never call you back.</p><p></p><p>The Grenade Position: I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me. </p><p></p><p>The Enron Position: no matter what, you're getting it up the ass. </p><p></p><p>Totally Screwed: the position you in when your spouse comes in early from work and catches you in a position you can't get out of... </p><p></p><p>The ever-famous "No, you gotta get your leg up higher: no, not like that, like this...NO it's got to be HIGHER than that. No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...if you were the one with the vagina...NO, would you listen to me? HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? You know what? Never mind...I don't even wanna do it anymore. No, I won't give you head. No, we can't try again...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator... Well, I wouldn't have to if you could get your leg up! GAWD!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064629481, member: 14320"] New Sexual Positions The IRS position: where you just bend over and take it up the ass with no lube. The Humidor: (requires a cigar and an intern). The Monday Night Football: (actually just doggie style done facing the TV with the game on with her in the football shirt of your favorite team). The Kentucky Derby: (AKA Woman astride) be forewarned if you decide to use the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havoc on the bed linens! Oral Submarine: The guy must Dive...Dive ... Dive. The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with the women's legs pinned behind her head. The British Telecom position: you get SCREWED by them and they never call you back. The Grenade Position: I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me. The Enron Position: no matter what, you're getting it up the ass. Totally Screwed: the position you in when your spouse comes in early from work and catches you in a position you can't get out of... The ever-famous "No, you gotta get your leg up higher: no, not like that, like this...NO it's got to be HIGHER than that. No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...if you were the one with the vagina...NO, would you listen to me? HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? You know what? Never mind...I don't even wanna do it anymore. No, I won't give you head. No, we can't try again...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator... Well, I wouldn't have to if you could get your leg up! GAWD!" [/QUOTE]
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