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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064628611" data-attributes="member: 14320">Talking FrogA 72 year old who loved to fish was sitting in his boat and heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and but couldn't see anyone.He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.The man said, "Are you talking to me?"The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.The frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."=====Husband's Message (by cellphone): Honey, I was involved in a caraccident. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been doingtests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head was pretty bad,fortunately it seems like it did not cause a concussion. But Ihave three broken ribs and a compound fracture in my left leg.Wife's Response: Who is Paula?</blockquote>

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