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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064628280" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mean Q & AQ: What's blue and f*cks old people?A: HypothermiaQ: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?A: The dishes if she knows what's good for herQ: What is the definition of "making love"?A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her.Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?A: They don't fucking listen.Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?A: GonorrheaQ. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?A. Better traction in the mud.Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?A. Marry it.Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.Q. Why do women call it PMS?A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.Q. What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.Q. What's the height of conceit?A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.Q. What's the definition of macho?A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?A . Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?A. You push it to the side before you start eating.Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?A. When the big hand touches the little hand...Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?A. Look inside your pants; if you have a dick, it's not time.Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?A . They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.Q. Why is divorce so expensive?A. Because it's worth it.</blockquote>

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