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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064627580" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Men Are Like.....</p><p></p><p>Men are like......Bananas.</p><p>The older they get, the less firm they are.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Bank Accounts.</p><p>Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Bank Machines.</p><p>Once they withdraw they lose interest</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Bike helmets.</p><p>Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Cement.</p><p>After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.</p><p>Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your ass.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Coffee</p><p>The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Commercials.</p><p>You can't believe a word they say.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Computers</p><p>Hard to figure out, and never have enough memory.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....High heels.</p><p>They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.</p><p>If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Lava lamps.</p><p>Fun to look at, but not all that bright.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Laxatives.</p><p>They irritate the shit out of you.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Mini skirts.</p><p>If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Noodles.</p><p>They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Plungers.</p><p>They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Popcorn.</p><p>They satisfy you, but only for a little while.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Placemats.</p><p>They only show up when there's food on the table.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Snowstorms.</p><p>You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or</p><p>how long he will last.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Used Cars.</p><p>Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064627580, member: 14320"] Men Are Like..... Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your ass. Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like.....Computers Hard to figure out, and never have enough memory. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like.....Noodles. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. Men are like.....Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last. Men are like.....Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable. [/QUOTE]
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