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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064627444" data-attributes="member: 14320">URINATINGA man is urinating one day when the end of his penis drops off. He thinks, "This is probably not a good thing," so he picks up the knobby end and sticks it in his pocket, then races off to the doctor. He waits in the surgery for a bit, then he's called in. The doctor greets him and asks, "What's the problem?" "Well, doctor, I was urinating and my knob fell off. Here it is." And he reaches into his pocket and hands the piece to the doctor. The doctor looks, frowns, then replies, "What are you talking about? This is a marshmallow!" "Well, that can't be right! I ate my last marshmallow on the way in here!" =====Me and a few guys who always get together on Fridays after work.One Friday, Chad showed up particularly late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp.Then he turned and said, "Times they are getting tough. I mean, just today, my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week! I can't believe it."At which point I put his hand on Chad's shoulder and said reassuringly, "You think you've got it bad, she's cut me out all together."</blockquote>

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