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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064626630" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A Young Amorous Couple</p><p></p><p>A young amorous couple were about to do the wild thing, so, being smart, </p><p>they bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, </p><p>playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex.</p><p></p><p>When she came back to her boyfriend's apartment a week later, the woman </p><p>discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12. </p><p>A little upset, she asked him, "What happened to the other five </p><p>condoms?"</p><p></p><p>His reply was, "Honey, I masturbated with them."</p><p></p><p>She then went to her male confidant friend and told him the </p><p>story, and asked him if he had ever done this.</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.</p><p></p><p>"You mean you have masturbated with a condom before?" she said.</p><p></p><p>"Oh" he said, "I thought you meant have I lied to my girlfriend."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q. WHY DID THE GAY GUY GIVE HIS LOVER A BLOWJOB AFTER SEX?</p><p>A. HE WANTED TO HAVE HIS COCK AND EAT IT TO...</p><p></p><p>Q. WHAT DOES EATING PUSSY AND BEING IN THE MAFIA HAVE IN COMMON?</p><p>A. ONE SLIP OF THE TONGUE AND YOU'RE IN DEEP SHIT</p><p></p><p>Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ALASKAN LESBIAN?</p><p>A. A KLONDIKE.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064626630, member: 14320"] A Young Amorous Couple A young amorous couple were about to do the wild thing, so, being smart, they bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex. When she came back to her boyfriend's apartment a week later, the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12. A little upset, she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His reply was, "Honey, I masturbated with them." She then went to her male confidant friend and told him the story, and asked him if he had ever done this. "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you have masturbated with a condom before?" she said. "Oh" he said, "I thought you meant have I lied to my girlfriend." ===== Q. WHY DID THE GAY GUY GIVE HIS LOVER A BLOWJOB AFTER SEX? A. HE WANTED TO HAVE HIS COCK AND EAT IT TO... Q. WHAT DOES EATING PUSSY AND BEING IN THE MAFIA HAVE IN COMMON? A. ONE SLIP OF THE TONGUE AND YOU'RE IN DEEP SHIT Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ALASKAN LESBIAN? A. A KLONDIKE. [/QUOTE]
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