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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064626336" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Mary And Her Husband</p><p></p><p></p><p>Mary and her husband were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. </p><p></p><p>He suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.'</p><p></p><p>'Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked.</p><p></p><p>'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff....'</p><p></p><p>'What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet.</p><p></p><p>"Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"</p><p></p><p>Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Mary, despite her good looks and charm, had still never dated any boys at the age of 19. </p><p></p><p>Today she was asking her aunt Martha for advice with boys. </p><p></p><p>"Aunt Martha," she started, "I've just started French kissing Tommy and I need to know where the spit should go. I don't want to dribble on my boyfriend." </p><p></p><p>"Swallow." Her aunt advised. "This will make you even more popular later on."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064626336, member: 14320"] Mary And Her Husband Mary and her husband were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. He suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.' 'Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked. 'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff....' 'What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" ===== Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!" ===== Mary, despite her good looks and charm, had still never dated any boys at the age of 19. Today she was asking her aunt Martha for advice with boys. "Aunt Martha," she started, "I've just started French kissing Tommy and I need to know where the spit should go. I don't want to dribble on my boyfriend." "Swallow." Her aunt advised. "This will make you even more popular later on." [/QUOTE]
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