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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064626001" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Hysterical</p><p></p><p>Jack and Jill went up the hill</p><p>For just an itty bitty.</p><p>Jill’s now two months overdue,</p><p>And Jack has left the city</p><p>===</p><p>Jack and Jill</p><p>Went up the hill</p><p>And planned to do some kissing.</p><p>Jack made a pass</p><p>and grabbed her ass</p><p>Now two of his front teeth are missing</p><p>===</p><p>Jack and Jill went up the hill</p><p>so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.</p><p>Jack got a shock</p><p>and a mouthful of cock</p><p>cos Jill's a fucking tranny.</p><p>===</p><p>My friend Billy </p><p>Had a ten foot willy, </p><p>He showed it to the girl next door.</p><p>She thought it was a snake</p><p>And hit it with a rake </p><p>And now its only 4 ft 4.</p><p>===</p><p>Spider, spider on the wall.</p><p>Ain't you got no sense at all?</p><p>Can't you see the walls been plastered?</p><p>Now you're stuck you silly bastard</p><p>===</p><p>Hey Diddle, Diddle, </p><p>The cat did a piddle, </p><p>All over the bedside clock.</p><p>The little dog laughed to see such fun </p><p>Then died of electric shock.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064626001, member: 14320"] Hysterical Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Jill’s now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city === Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his front teeth are missing === Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cos Jill's a fucking tranny. === My friend Billy Had a ten foot willy, He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake And hit it with a rake And now its only 4 ft 4. === Spider, spider on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Can't you see the walls been plastered? Now you're stuck you silly bastard === Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock. ===== A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy" [/QUOTE]
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