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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064625398" data-attributes="member: 14320">Royal BloodA man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation".The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room.20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?""I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..."She gets on her knees and begins to blow him."I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!" =====There was a young man named Macgruder,Who had a fair lass and he woo'ed her.She thought it lewd,To be woo'ed in the nude,But Macgruder was shrewder and screwed her.Her thighs were all covered with cream,Her breasts with sweet honey a-gleam...But too good to be trueThis sex cordon bleu,He awoke with two spurts from his dream.They say that the way to mens heartsIs good food from soup to tartsA chocolate eclairWill stiffen him thereBut too much will give him the farts</blockquote>

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